Oh B. Pumper...

This is not a typical post but porn star/rapper?, B. Pumper decided to release a diss song for Rick Ross. I guess Ross suggested (in one of his raps) that B. Pumper has done gay porn, (probably referring to those photoshopped B. Pumper gay porn pictures circulating the net). So in an attempt to defend his manhood, Pumper has come up with this...



Nobody ever has accused B. Pumper of being a lyrical genius, but damn this is a mess. Throughout the rap, Pumper makes fun of Ross' weight, calling him a "fat whale" and that he has to pay women to sleep with him. At the end of the video, Pumper goes on and on about how fat and disgusting Rick Ross is and that he needs to get a gym membership. *SNAP* A guy obsessing over the weight of another man, hmmm sounds like a queen to me. :P

Some Random sexy...

Brian Pumper

Just add me to the growing list of men who drool over this straight porn star... I gotta say, you gotta to be pretty damn hot for me to watch a straight porno just to see your parts gyrating. I believe that I am a sucker for short, stocky, muscular dudes (don't get me wrong I love my big boys just the same).

He is handsome, hung (ahem), and likes receive analingus. What more could you ask for? Maybe some homosexual orientation? If only...